This is what happens to your arm when you attempt, and fail, to catch a 5-gallon box of soda syrup.

This is what happens to your arm when you attempt, and fail, to catch a 5-gallon box of soda syrup.

mickeyandcompany:

Disney Parks food phone backgrounds. Feel free to use it. (photos’ sources are captioned)

This will all be going into my belly come October!

Blake Griffin is a creationist and NPH considers doing a photo shoot with Terry Richardson a “bucket list moment”.

Why are all the good ones so disappointing?

I am having sobby feelings over a middle-aged fake Republican. What the fuuuuuck.

entertainmentweekly:

It’s true: Stephen Colbert is the new Letterman!
(But what’s gonna happen to Craig Ferguson?)

Ok, so I need to go to at least one more taping of The Colbert Report STAT.

entertainmentweekly:

It’s true: Stephen Colbert is the new Letterman!

(But what’s gonna happen to Craig Ferguson?)

Ok, so I need to go to at least one more taping of The Colbert Report STAT.